Couldn't find sheets

Date: 7/28/2018

My friend was in my house and wanted to have intercourse in my room and I had to clean up my room and put new sheets on my bed that I hadn't put new sheets on in a month or so. I have a ton of new sheets, but I couldn't find any god damn sheets. Eventually we we're worried that the girl that my friend was into was gonna get murdered, but turned out it was just paintballs and it turned into a Mario party mini-game and I'm pretty sure my friend never got laid.