251 Ymir, Elton assistant, backseat driver

Date: 3/5/2021

By Sssmorgann

Playing smite but it was halfway first person. I was 5/0/2. But I did something to my computer mouse pad and turned off clicking so I couldn't attack. I ended up having to afk for hours, then got back and finished fixing the mouse click, and the game was still going! There was an Ymir on my team that was 251/6/10. I was blown away, but I think in the end he had been killing DCs in fountain. Then I met the ymir player in real life, and for some reason he was staying at my grandma's guest bed with me. I was being very careful to keep a nice distance between us. Then Patrick foster was there and was regulating the guy? Then they were both gone, and I had to help Elton. Helping bailee and Elton unload cows. The cows (calves) were in a tiny trailer but so far forward that they were pulling it like a chariot and I didn't have to walk, which was nice because I was just wearing socks. Bailee stepped in cow poop. We were both Elton's assistant. He was going to interview 2 guys. I quickly reviewed the first guys stuff and did a quick design to present to him. For the second guy I had to do a full review I had to review of his portfolio while Elton interviewed the other guy. I was really excited because one went to ttuhsc. His portfolio had a philosophical musing manuscript, a news article on a girl that killed herself and 2 others at ttuhsc. Some comics, some ads, just everything. He was very talented. He was staying at my parents house but it was before we moved there. Mimi was there and drinking red wine. She was studying a script, but then just drank wine all day instead and then that night aunt Vicki was there and we all laughed. Then they weren't there anymore. The guy turned out to be evil. He invited his whole family to be there. They started terrorizing me and bailee. At first I was like let's break this really long bottle of wine (it was like a large bottle with a 2 foot tapered neck. But then he got a little crazy and wanted to break any glass he saw, before we ever broke the offered wine. Then his family (dad, sister, brother) were there and they all started breaking stuff and made themselves right at home... Like they were gonna kill us all and move in. I kinda gave up and started serving them. The guys dad redrew hello kitty as just a head and 4 legs and I kinda loved it. They all ate ramen wrapped around kabob sticks but only half assed. I was hungry so I ate the leftover. It was impossible to eat off the skewer. Also I couldn't chew it off. I just pulled what I could off with my teeth, then used my hands to unwrap and push then rest down my throat until it was all off the sticks, then just swallowed it long and whole. I took a knife and hid it in a central location in case I had to protect myself. The main guy was unhinged, ready to torture. There was a home theater past the master bathroom and he had a girl unconscious back there, putting the bath and body works vanilla patchouli aromatherapy lotion on her naked body and then just dancing around holding her limp body, while bailee and I were in a bath feeding a kitten. We eventually escaped. There was a little trope of an adult driving a car, but he did not have is lisence, and was asking a car load of student drivers what he should do. That car morphed into me and bailee rapidly giving the driver directions on where to turn and what freeway exits to take. Then bailee and I were in the back seat of a car on a rural highway, and whoever was originally steering had disappeared. We were barreling towards a bunch of kids, maybe they were a soccer team? I took the wheel from the back seat, and was struggling to step my left leg into the driver's seat. I made it to the seat just in time to swerve to the right through a parking lot and avoid them all, with my right leg still all crazy angled not down where it should be yet. Then I ended up visiting Karina and she took me to a yoga class and through a bunch of people's homes and showing me their art and succulents. Got and email from dairy queen that a tittle league tournament was cancelled because one of the kids complained of pain but the severity was listed as fatal?? so maybe the girl died?