What Cows Talk About on the Moon

Date: 5/11/2016

There were three cows (well really one cow two Bulls) the female cows name was Jerèmy (I don't know why it's spelt like that) and the Bulls names where Bob and Tim. This is the conversation which I can remember. But before I begin the cows and I were on the moon for some unknown reason. Tim: why is the moon not made of cheese? Bob: because it would melt Tim: but space is freezing! Bob: exactly cheese would freeze, become inedible, then zombify, then eat the world as we know it! Tim: really! Jerè: no. Because humans are the only thing in this universe with the hygiene and thumbs to make cheese and they are to dumb to do a particle swap with the moon! Such a shame really such flexible thumbs and such weak minds... Bob: your jealous! Jerè: am not! Tim: Are too! Jerè: well then if you two are so clever what's the quantum menicular structure of uranium? (Can't spell menicular) Tim: whose ranium? Jere: not YOUranium Uranium Bob: so it's myranium I thought it was Tim's? Jere: you guys are so immature that my nutrition is an uncountable amount above yours! Tim: don't you mean un cowntable! HAHAHAhaha... Sorry Jere: you should be Bob: yeah you should be Tim: I am... Jerè: good! Bob: yes great... (Silence) but why is the moon not made out of cheese if it won't turn into a zombie and eat the world? Then I woke up!