I WAS DEADPOOL'S FRIEND!!!

Date: 8/5/2016

I was out back at a restaurant playing with the birds when I heard deadpool. (my perspective changes) deadpool was leaping around the car when he said for me to come with him ( that isn't what really happened what really happened was deadpool had taken the guys keys grabbed me by the wrist swung me into the car and started the ignition). we were driving along the highway when some drones flew over head and started to shoot at us deadpool made me take the wheel while he shot them down but we came across a turn in the road and we were tossed around everywhere until deadpool got hold of the steering wheel again. We drove into a shopping centre, I said we would be keeping a low profile but we kept on running into my family and friends and the guy we stole the car from so we decided to ditch the car and leave. on the way out I saw my teachers trying to pick a lock and there were lots of beaten up police cars with their lights flashing the guy we stole the car from was blocking our path I managed to get through but couldn't see deadpool (I start running on all fours to get away) the beaten up police cars come to life and start to chase me when I hear a woooooooohooooooo and the cars that were chasing me were destroyed by deadpool dou wielding bazookas flying a hoverboard "hey deadpool where's mine!?" And the only response I get is deadpool's laughter.