Starwars Dino Invasion

Date: 6/26/2018

By Phoenixdawn

I dreamt I’m in Starwars on a star ship. The ship is being attacked by dinosaur people and no one can defeat them. We discover that the only way to defeat the dinosaurs is to drink a concoction that can turn anything into a powerful monster. The problem is the fact that the potion is deadly to most humans and creatures except for Jar jar Binks. So Jar Jar offers to drink the potion. I watch in horror as he starts morphing into several funhouse abominations before turning into an albino woman. Somehow, Jar Jar’s transformation made us realize that the dinos are actually women who were wronged by the men onboard the ship. The only way to turn them back is to apologize. So the men and the dinosaur women are placed inside an elementary school classroom where they reconcile and hug it out. (Also, for some reason, I was the only gal on board the ship who hasn’t turned into a dinosaur.)