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Date: 12/7/2016

By KiwiKatz

There was this place with seven animals. You had to pass the test with the first four to get to the other three which were in the room beneath the entrance floor, and the last three were automatically hostile. On the flirt floor there was an orangutan that you had to get to calmly walk out of its chamber, otherwise you were dead, but that was the only one I got a chance to actually watch or try. I wore name brand shoes there and they were like "yo you cool, you can go downstairs if you want." Like the second fucking time I was there. The first time a one of my best friends(Nik) and my boyfriend(Sam) were directing me on how to get there from my area. As I was - get this - flying over I saw a lion and elephant and giraffe all kinda just chilling together on a clearing and took a picture and posted it on my Snapchat story or something with the caption "the real lion king" and then landed at the place to find Nik talking to the lady at the desk to find out about a thing that I asked about. The doors were large glass ones but I kinda phased through them, I felt like a ghost half the time I was in this dream but I knew that I wasn't because you and Nik and others could see me. It was weird :P I got in and you handed me a walky talky(or however you spell those) and we tested them and my voice was broadcast in the building whether I chose to do so or not. I tried to say a thing and it was kinda amusing but lowkey embarrassing and it was put on speaker for the whole building and they laughed but I was glad that they laughed. The first time we all watched people get rekt in the orangutan chamber and I went in for a moment because I knew how to do it but I was a fuckin pussy so I chickened out and thus ended the first visit. The second I was walking around on my own and the guy at the front desk(he looked like Coach Strong from my school) was like "I recognize those shoes. You can go on down" like it was a fuckin club and I'm like "shit ok" so I go down and there's a hallway with three doors ajar. One straight ahead and two on the right. The one straight ahead had a bear behind it that attacked when it saw you(varied from normal bear to snow bear to cave bear, just some type of bear), the door on the far right had a tiger, and I was too afraid to open the first door on the right. I went back up anxiously then went back down and the room had changed to some sort of puzzle room. You had to follow a certain pattern before you could go through the next door or you had to win a game. The first room was playing pool, the second room was a bunch of those store clothing stands with winter jackets hanging on them, all different lengths and different materials, angled to a point where it seemed significant(it really wasn't, it was just to psyche you out, I walked straight past) then there was a room that felt like it had a similar layout to the last room but instead it had branch-like structures(but they were straight) with spikes on one or both sides. The first too rooms had s significant amount of people but this one was empty... I followed the trail of sides that weren't spiky and got to the door to find a room with just a few latinas, a pug, and a dark leather couch. The room was filled with smoke but I could see nobody smoking and there was nothing on fire?? Only one person in the room interacted with me and that was to tell me her woes about how her sister left her(she was in the room with the clothes but she didn't know that so I didn't tell her that her sister had become enslaved by clothes.) and how she was probably with some trash, speaking English and I'm like "we're speaking English" but then she tells me "enough English though" and throws in a few words in Spanish. I turn around and open the door that I came in from and it leads to the top room. Shitwhatthefuck.jpeg I walk in, close the door, then open the door to see the latinas again. I walk into the room with them, close the door, then open the door again to find the bear. Fuck. I close the door without stepping in and open it again to find another room, but I didn't recognize it?? I step in and there's this little girl playing with like three or four blocks on the floor and she looks up at me and smiles and asks if I want to play then I wake up