Date: 6/26/2020
By Onii
Okay boom—had a dream I was dating trey songz. In the dream, I wasn’t a celebrity, but I still had a big influence on social media. So trey songz slid in them DMs. We weren’t publicly out as a couple yet, but we’d meet up secretly to go on dates. It was nice honestly until I started hearing rumors about him with other women. He told me it was nothing, so I decided to trust him and continue seeing him. Then. One night we snuck out to a hotel. He had rose petals and candles and it was really romantic. I changed into one of those robes—it was cute. We’re about to cuddle up on the bed when knocking comes from the door. So I’m like “I didn’t order room service who’s that?” And he goes and opens it. Tell me why LIZZO comes in and she’s like “Oh who’s this?” Like I’m the one who intruded in. Trey’s obviously nervous and I’m getting pissed like “wtf”. Lizzo tells him to kiss her and stop acting shy aND HE DOES. He KISSES LIZZO right in front of me. I’m mad. I don’t care if I’m naked under my robe I storm out and leave. I can here him calling me and telling me not to leave but again wtf?? Time passes and he keeps calling me begging for me to go back to him and trying to explain that Lizzo wasn’t his girl. But I ignore him of course. Fast forward I’m at the airport getting ready to fly out to some event and trey songz is there. He looks good but that’s not the point. As soon as he sees me he tries to talk to me. Security stops him while I run away to another terminal. Somehow he catches up to me and tells me he’s sorry and that he loves me. I wasn’t prepared for him to ask me to marry him, but before I could answer, security ushered me onto my flight and then I woke up :))