reptile larvae, Nathan for you

Date: 1/19/2021

Nathan for you episode: Nathan was helping a newlywed couple with something. He sent them in a little trailer house/mobile home to a semi-isolated place. The next morning when they woke up, he'd built a huge add-on room around the porch for him to live in, made with cheap wood and well insulated. Part 2: Shopping at like a JC Penny or Bealls/Stage, and kept having to go back and forth in the store (paths were one way). After making like 3 loops I realized nobody was wearing a mask. No signs of pandemic though... Jamie Lewis was there and asked me to tie a bow on the back of her dress. There was a car wash immediately outside the store, and it was infested with huge arthropods which looked like a mix between and roly-poly and a shrimp. People colloquially called them "scorpions" and they were a larvae of something... People kept saying a reptile larvae. Wtf? They kept attacking people but not doing any harm, just clinging on. Two of them got onto me and it was like having cat-sized June bugs stuck on my clothes and hair. The store employees had to pull them off of me and there were legs still stuck in my hair. Ick.