Date: 8/14/2025
By desertdreamer
I woke up nekkid as usual, but super confused to a party in my kitchen and my friend coming into my room squidward style (pants less) like it was just normal. I was like you know we are not having sex, right?? Anyways my room was huge and had stairs up to apparently my uncle’s room. So me and my friend start chatting as I get dressed and some dude just walks in and up the stairs and makes a comment about being a gay guy and I accidentally called my uncle gay then remembered he has a bunch of Kids with women 🤣 anyways afterwards my friends and I (Eddy Kash and Kevin) went to this Japanese restaurant and and eddy invited me on their 90 DAY vacation and I was like UHH I don’t have that kind of money, tf? And anyway it was like a hibachi place and it was a famous chef like Morimoto but it was a different one, can’t remember his name lol. They were hosting some sort of game and yall were eating octopus. And I was jealous because I was craving squid and octopus so badly. And wanted to play the game lol. The chef and I were talking about the intricacies of the two different fish and preferred preparation. I was trying to check the prices of the food as playing the game seemed cheaper than ordering a platter of preferred fish but they were too far away for me to decipher the text on. and I realized people were speaking Japanese there and I was so relieved I could finally unmask and speak it freely without feeling so awkward. It’s one of my favorite languages I’ve studied alongside German but I rarely get to use it anymore. Although I got a hint of one guy using a mocking tone when he spoke the language which rubbed me the wrong way. And some random old dude was sitting at our table. But he didn’t say anything to me.