I was sitting in my my local McDonalds and got the McRib for the first time. For some odd reason I was not able to go home to I walked to a friends house who lives near a park. I sat down in the park and called him up. He said he'd be out in a minute. A couple seconds later a small person (midget) comes up to me and tells me I had an affair with his wife and that I was going to pay for what I did. Nearly 10 small people jump out of these cars, steal my McRib and beat me up. I run into my friends house and tell his family all about it.