Date: 7/12/2021
By personguy
i was in the movie theater when a guy (guy1) announced that he would be murdering everyone who was on their phone or who wasn’t paying attention to the movie. there, i saw another guy (guy 2) sitting there, asleep. i woke him up and told him about the situation, and he was like yeah i know. he then proceeded to list everyone in the room who should’ve been murdered. he was the type of character to simultaneously be lazy but also have everything under control. we walked to the exit together. guy 1 and his accomplice followed us out. guy 1 was friends with guy 2, so he didn’t expect to have guy 2 on the hitlist. guy 1 gave his accomplice and guy 2 each a pair of scissors to defend themselves. however, his accomplice suspected guy 2 and began prodding guy 2 with the scissors. however, guy 2 smiled and maneuvered to a position where the blade of the scissor rested against the accomplice’s major vein, telling him to not try to pull that off against him again. guy 2 then needed to get a gun in order to defend himself. the nearest gun shop was in a desert. i made a base at the edge of the desert and kept watch for guy 1 while he walked through in order to buy his gun. when he came back from the shopping trip, he was very tired, and i felt bad for not helping. he also carried two guns. they could only be used in certain cities. by that time, guy 1 began suspecting guy 2 and me, so we were on the run together while guy 1 pursued us. we ended up in a garden. there, guy 1 cornered us and told him about his plan. his murdering spree was for the purpose of building an afternoon tea set. still don’t know what murdering has to do with afternoon tea, but i woke up at that point.