The Panty Slide

Date: 4/4/2019

I was in a Disney-owned resort, possibly Hawaii, possibly Florida, with grey, warm weather. I was a large park and we were trying to find a spot of grass without to many bugs flying around. There’s a large water slide Me and Olivia (my live-in partner) are going towards when I see Cristina (my old crush). She’s wearing a black and white zebra bikini and greets me politely but with a professional distance. Olivia goes ahead to wait in line, and to catch up to her I decide to jump into this murky water to cut to her place in line. I was repeatedly warned I wouldn’t be able to wear my glasses, forgot to take them off but was now up the stairs. Cristina said she’d take them so I toss them to her but they land in the water, with my loose lens popping off. I dove in to look for them in dark water, and when I do I just try to throw them again over the small lake. This time Cristina unexpectedly dove in herself to get them. By the time I slide down, she left but I see a zebra bikini bottom I hope she left me for some reason? They end up being Olivia’s, and I try to hide the fact that I was messing with what I thought were someone else’s panties. The resort was kinda nice, super crowded and full of kids. It was halfway between large public gym and Disney attraction, with earth green and blue toned tiled as walls and floors. I was trying to avoid the kid-friendly pools/jacuzzis because those would be full(er) with pee. There was a slight labyrinth feel to some of the areas, with many switchbacks for privacy. In the main area, one of the jacuzzis was just completely filled with hairy indiscriminately ethnic dudes, they were literally back to front grooming each other’s backs.