Joining a Rebellion

Date: 7/24/2016

I was in the afterlife with some guy when we were ripped into the mortal world. We were forced to stay at this hotel were we couldn't use any sources of light, including our cell phones (I know tragic right?). I was like ok this sucks but I went along with it. After a while I was sitting outside the hotel with someone and we were talking about how terrible this place was. Suddenly, lights began to fill the air in the distance. I was momentarily distracted by them, and when I looked back, the person I was talking to was gone. I wasn't sure what to do after that, but I didn't want to be punished for the random lights that had appeared so I just stood still in the darkness and hoped that would be enough to prove myself innocent. Suddenly I was grabbed by some people and dragged away. I realized that they were the people who had set off the lights and we're trying to get me to join their rebellion. They had these cannons that shot balls of light out of them, and they tried to get me to shoot one but I refused and threw the cannon away. They were like whatever and kept dragging me along anyway. Suddenly we were falling down on top of some kind of sky base with lots of rope bridges. In my hand was a different cannon. I wasn't sure what it did, but I knew that it wouldn't shoot balls of light so I decided to try shooting it. I aimed it at a person and shot it, and out came some little robot thing that fought the person I aimed it at and killed him. At this point I noticed that I was gonna fall right next to one of the rope bridges and into the void below. When I was within reaching distance of the bridge, I grabbed the edge and used my momentum to swing myself back up into the air. Time slowed down, allowing me to shoot a couple more robots at people before safely landing on one of the platforms of the sky base. A bunch of people immediately attacked me, so I jumped off the platform and started swinging around by the rope bridges, shooting people as I went. When all the people were killed, I met up with the group of rebels and we declared the base conquered. I decided that I would join the rebels after all because being badass was super fun. Suddenly we were back in the hotel again. We had to escape and go to our secret hideout without getting caught. It was actually pretty easy, and we all went out to a cave in a nearby mountain. Inside the cave was a small pool that we hung out in as we were discussing tactics for overthrowing the hotel managers. Then we welcomed some newcomers while I sang the chorus to "All About That Bass" over and over again cause I don't know the rest of the lyrics. Also I replaced "Bass" with "Ace" cause I'm asexual/aromantic af. Then the hotel owners found us and we all had to evacuate the cave. I somehow managed to go outside of the property of the hotel with the leader of the rebels (who might have also been the guy I was chilling with in the afterlife earlier in the dream) and we found a house nearby. When we went inside, we noticed that it also served as a restaurant and the walls were covered with menu options. The woman who owned the house invited us in for dinner by her indoor pool. Right when we sat down though she attached large straws to our backs and told us that we would make excellent drinks. We were like oh shit we messed up and jumped up out of our chairs. The lights went out and I couldn't see anything but we still managed to escape alive. We found ourselves in another room with a guy surrounded by a bunch of pictures of people. He told us that the people in the pictures were actually stuck in the pictures and had to wait a long time before they could come out again. The guy I was with was like yo take a picture of me and sure enough he became trapped in the picture. He put him in a picture frame and hung him on a wall above a chair that I had to sit in as I waited for him to be released from the picture. After a bit of waiting he decided to rearrange the pictures to make room for more. As he was doing this I noticed that he hadn't put up the picture of the guy I was with. When I asked him about it, he told me to put a letter in his mailbox, which would take the letter back in time to the guy and warn him about the situation so he would never ask to get his picture taken. I went out to the mailbox and put the letter in, and after a few seconds everything went black and I woke up.