hiking, sex ed, and Hitler

Date: 6/8/2016

I was hiking in the woods with Adam, Nick, and Morgan. We reached the end of our hike and turned back around. We got to a fork in the hiking trail and I thought we needed to go left because a sign said that going left leads back to all trails and I remembered we had asked which way to go the first time we passed the trail. The sign said that the right trail led to an overlook of some kind. I headed left and I thought my friends all followed me. A giant semi truck with a lot of timber was driving down the trail as well, so I hopped off the road. It's lights were on which illuminated the forest since it was dark. I kept on hiking, but then realized nobody was behind me. I started looking for my friends and finally found them once I walked up a stairwell at the end of the trail. They apparently went the other way. Throughout the hike, I could see my shadow above and in front of me in the trees. Then all the sudden we were all in a sex education class. Not a typical sex ed class though... This one was training to become a good 'performer'. For the training, we were given what the teacher thought were skittles, but they were actually M&Ms. She said to put them on the heads of our erect penises. So I stacked a bunch of them on mine. She then said to just put one at a time on. The objective was to flex the groin muscles to fling the M&M into our mouths. I was two for two before I missed one by flinging it really hard into the ceiling. Then I caught three more in a row. There was an attractive blonde girl next to me and then I went on top of her and we kissed. Another cute dark haired girl came up and tried to fling an M&M from my penis into my mouth. I then asked the girl next to me how she was flinging the M&Ms since she had a vagina. She didn't know. The teacher then left with the cute dark haired girl and i knew something bad was happening with both her and Morgan (since Morgan was no longer in the classroom). Then my boss named AnnaKate came in with someone. AnnaKate started trying to teach everyone how to belly dance. I then left the room to go look for the dark-haired girl since I knew something bad had happened. I was in my own house when I ran into Hitler in the kitchen. I said something in a German accent to make sure he wouldn't kill me. I thought that the dark haired girl had been taken to Arby's so I said that he shouldn't hurt any Arby's. He asked if they were good and I said they were. He agreed. I knew the dark haired girl was safe then. I opened the fridge and saw a slice of Honey Baked Ham. Hitler began eating a plate full of food. So I went over and asked him if he had ever had Honey Baked Ham and he said of course he had. I offered him the slice of it and he said to put it on his plate so I did. He also had cranberry sauce and asparagus on his plate. I was kissing up to him so I could rescue my friends. Then I woke up.