Date: 3/6/2017
By waterdeer
my friend annika changed the hollywood sign to hollyweed. the police caught us trying to do it again. we washed up on shore. from there i started listening to this one gd homestuck fanfiction narrated by two random people. one had a fish in a fishbowl. i started listening to them regularly, watching them try to do a playthrough of the game with the little fish. these people turned into elijah and christine ? anywags i was invited to christine's wedding and when we were supposed to say something that christine liked at the alter i freaked out and said "closets" and she got mad at me