Date: 5/3/2016
By munchiez
A few months ago I had a dream that I had a machine in my house installed that could allow me to turn anything into a bath bomb. We had a bunch of people over to see the machine and everyone was hanging out. I go to show everyone how the machine works and I ask for volunteers to become bath bombs (until they're put in water, when they fizz and they pop out normal) Two of my friends volunteered. They both got into the machine and I turned it on when I realized something was wrong. One of my friends jumped out of the machine, but the other was sucked into it. She was stuck under the pipes for minutes, then hours, then days. A nationwide search was going on for a girl-bath-bomb stuck in a pipe somewhere. Finally, a woman approached me and said, "I'm sorry, but I found your friend. She's been turned into chicken powder." She handed me a small plastic bag of powder, the kind you get with instant ramen. The end