"The Floor Is Lava" with Mila Kunis

Date: 4/4/2018

I was visiting an Olympics-like sporting celebration, and i was cajoled into running an obstacle course of "the floor is lava". You had to move around this large indoor track in someone's house without touching the ground, but as I went around each lap, the wall hangings, handrail tracks, furniture, etc. were falling apart and falling off the walls. So, after being informed I would not be cheating if I did this but in fact was being encouraged to do so, I grabbed a table and started "snowboarding" on it, moving much faster around the track. I finished in first place, with a fairly slow time but higher points for my skills shown, as I'd not just snowboarded from the outset but parkour'd my way around the first few laps unaided. My competitor went next, and immediately fashioned a set of rocket wings from things lying around the starting point and zoomed off. Because he was apparently cheating according to the rules (you can't just fly through it, and he touched the ground briefly as he gained control of his flight), the game masters sent in their referee, a robot Mila Kunis lookalike. It caught up with him easily, popping down from over his vision to scare him, then disappearing behind him again. My perspective in the dream changed at this point, and I was the rocket-wearing competitor. It was getting harder to fly as I was gaining more speed every second. I felt like I was being pressed back into the couch I was laying on in real life by all the G's of force my dream self was enduring. I saw the Mila Kunis bot reflected onto my goggles from behind me, getting closer and closer as its beautiful smiling mouth opened wider and wider. Then I woke up.