Peanut butter elephants

Date: 4/27/2016

By melanellie

My roommates had two baby elephants, about the size of cats, that were made of peanut butter. They ate peanut butter, drank peanut butter, pooped peanut butter, and were made 100% of peanut butter. If you ever fed them something that was not peanut butter, they would throw a fit; this was a problem since they needed a more rounded diet. So we decided to freeze other foods into peanut-shaped molds, but that didn't fool them. When they tasted something that wasn't peanut butter, they would break apart into lots of tiny mouse-sized elephants and hide throughout the house. Later, when they got bigger, one of them escaped into the ocean, and I had to fly a helicopter over and jump in the ocean to save it before it dissolved. But when I got there, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was already there, riding the elephant back to shore.