Challenge of Thor?

Date: 7/9/2016

Beach resort in Mexico. I was by myself. I was trying to drink all the alcohol in Mexico. The lady in white was wearing a white bikini, and went into a cabana, the bartender put his arm out to stop me I looked at him, and he pointed to the speaker. John Anderson's "Straight Tequila Night" was playing. Started drinking margaritas. The bartender needed sumbreros to fill with a new deink so I went on a quest to find plastic sumbreros. Once we had the sumbreros, they were filled with everclear margaritas. Woke up when the lady in white called me to take her to bed.