Mutants in Nazi Germany

Date: 1/11/2018

it started with me and some friend walking into this nazi rally. and my friend was nervous because he was a Jew. but we went in and Hitler was there and yelling and stuff. then we snuck away to a room where there were some mutants being experimented on and we had to rescue them. we were escaping through a hole in the wall that was really small. the mutant children could fit through, but i had to painfully squeeze my way out. but, while we were escaping, a bad guy saw us and tried to go through the hole to catch us, but he got stuck halfway through. so i strangled him with a shoelace and kicked his head off. at some point, the dream sort of repeated, but this time the rally was a big room full of people listening to Marylin Manson. it was a big cult and Marylin Manson was on stage being totally crazy. then Manson pointed me out in the crowd and i ran away. i was in some parking lot and a bunch of Pilipinos followed me and were gonna fight me. but, they were armed with cacti! these dudes were jabbing me with sharp cactuses! i took a dude's cactus and went on the offensive and i started winning. then a guy showed up trying to fight me with coconuts. but, i took his coconuts and was hitting him in the head real bad. he ran away but couldn't dodge the last couple of coconuts i threw at his noggin.