good cop? no. bad cop.

Date: 8/1/2019

I don't really remember how this started but me & all of the squad of brooklyn 99 were at this really cool like secluded apartment thing and it was a really goofy setup but it was nice , i think the goal was like to have a party with drugs and alcohol and stuff to find out if anyones a dirty cop (i was very much) anyway so we were sitting on this luxury ass couch after we had already been drinking alot and they whipped out a whole ass bag of white pills that looked like xanax but they made me high like fucking acid it was bananas and everyone who was "participating" pretended to take pills so everyone was just shoving their pills in my pocket and i just kept taking them, i was like very very high and by this time i began to put the pieces together that they were just sober and had been fake drinking and faking like being high, rosa continued to shove pills in my pocket so i stood up and was like "i know your all going to arrest me in the matter of minutes but im too high to care" and then andy was like "do you wanna fuck" and i knew he was luring to arrest me and i kept being like "i know you are just doing this to trick me" and laughing hysterically but i just gave in anyway and as i walked close he whipped out his gun and just shot me in the front of both of my shoulders and i fell in slow motion and just heard peoples muffled voices while hallucinating and then i woke up (edit: the house wasnt ours so at one point the owner needed to come back and we all had to hide bc wed get in trouble terry kept yelling at me to run and hide and my friend was also in this hell house with us and kept telling me to come in through the basement window to go hide and me and charles hid oddly close to eachother against a door)