Titanic

Date: 10/10/2016

So I was on the titanic, but it also looked like a hotel, and a fancy ferry boat... and me and my sister were walking around the boat, and we kept seeing the back of Leonardo Dicaprio (like jack I guess) and so me and my sister were talking, and I decided that when the boat started to sink, we would have to got down to E deck, or whatever it's called, and use that axe to cut through his handcuffs like in the movie, but we had an advantage because I had already seen the movie so I knew what to do, (so I knew the boat was going to sink... I guess) And then we looked down this long hall and there has water flowing down the stairwell, on either end of the hall, and so we went to the first stair well and decided we couldn't go down it because there were all the people in wheelchairs (both disabled and old people) and they were floating down the stairs like a log ride, and they all ended up at the bottom off the stairwell (which was underwater) and I guess they drowned, but they weren't screaming or anything they were just calmly floating to their watery grave. And I thought I should try to save them, but I couldn't possibly pull ALL these people in wheelchairs out of a freezing rapid of ocean water. So I just sorta left them... so then me and my sister ran down to the other stairwell, where workers were going, so we decided to go there... and then we were going to go save Leo Dicaprio, but we ended up at my dads room, and my sister had a key, but it didn't work, so we went to look in this bag, and realized there was a big crack (like put there purposely so it had trim and stuff) so we could just walk in to my dads room, and he was sleeping, and I noticed my childhood Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal on the bed, and I said in my head... oh my sister must have gotten scared and came to sleep in my dads room, but grabbed the wrong stuffed animal... then I tried to wake my dad up, and there was a bag of red yellow and green nachos on the bed, and my dad was really hard to wake up, and so I had to like hit him over the head with the nachos, then he got all stern and was telling us to grab our most valuable things, and put them in a bag. And so I grabbed this bag my aunt brought back from paris (all the stuff was stuff I actually owned in real life) and I filled it with keepsake stuff and flippers and my grandma's bear from when she was little, and at this point my dad's room on the boat had transformed into my own room, and then I grabbed this heavy wool blue and green plaid coat, with pleated edges (not mine in real life) and put that on. Then I grabbed my cat, Cookie, and carried her with me... and we stared to go down this hallway that was like one of those padded rooms they have in like insane asylums, and I guess in the end we just left Leonardo Dicaprio and I didn't really stress about it or anything.