Date: 7/17/2025
By WhoPotterVianOffTwitter
I was in my house with my Mum, who was panicking because she knew that Danny Dyer was on his way to murder her. I told her to stay put and left the house to confront him. I noticed a film crew at the bottom of the street and asked what they were filming. They said it was a TV drama. I continued walking and eventually found Danny Dyer. I tried to murder him before he killed my Mum but found I couldn't do it, so instead I violently shoved him to the ground and warned him that if he came for my Mum, next time it might be different.