Mexican bugs and birds

Date: 4/21/2019

By pretzeling

I was in a video game where you have to make a bunch of moral decisions, then choose between siding with the Devil and siding with an angel. If your character stays morally pure throughout the game, you can still decide to be with the Devil, but you do it to try and help him be a better person. It was kind of wholesome. Then I went on a trip to Mexico and my dad was there, along with a group of students. We were staying at a big hotel and it was full of huge disgusting bugs. At every turn there was a new giant beetle with a grossly detailed exoskeleton. Then we started walking outside. I had a parasol but others didn’t, and birds kept pooping on us. It was an epidemic. At one point I fell into a tree branch and there was a small bird sitting in it. As soon as I rustled the tree branch, the bird let loose like 2 cup’s worth of white liquid poo that went onto my sandals. After that we went to another hotel and I spent a long time trying to pay for internet. I was looking at the plans trying to figure out what would work best for an 8-day trip. I also realized with horror that I left my phone and laptop charger at home.