Bootycall Stitch-Up

Date: 6/2/2017

By SwaggyBoy9

So I met this older woman, the "mature" category to put it. Jesus that's pretty fucked to label a woman through porn categories heh She was kinda hot, and we had this one night stand, and man she was goooood. So out of instinct I wanted more, right? Here's where I fucked up : I don't quite remember what I said but I think I proposed a date? Then she was all "wow, you aren't like most guys who like a one night stand, finally a man who is pure". Classic stitch-up I felt so damn guilty because I was just proposing a fuckbuddy relationship, a 'bootycall' as the youth like to call it. So she's rambling on about how I'm the perfect loyal man and all I can think in my head is "what the fuck did you get yourself into this time". Eventually I come clean and let her know that I wasn't really asking her on a date, I remember how disappointed she looked. So it's finally over, her emotions aren't completely wrecked and I've managed to pull my ass out of this one safely, but of course I wouldn't be finished here. I still needed to ask for that bootycall agreement.. aaaand I woke up.