Wot the fok

Date: 1/13/2019

Oh my god I'm so happy this was just a dream. I had a dream that I was pregnant. The baby came out ginger and soooo heavy to the point that I couldn't pick him up easily. He had to be a minimum of 70 pounds. He was cute though. His eyes were wide open the first day he was born and basically already able to walk. He reminded me of the "apparently" kid on Ellen. Everyone was telling me to abort him ),: AFTER HE'S BEEN BORN. I said hell no but I also wasn't ready for a baby so I went to the hospital with him and my friends and I asked the doctor if he can put him back in my belly!? So that I could give birth later!??? What is wrong with me. And on top of that the doctor said yes!! He looked at my poor 70 pounded baby then looked at me. "It's possible but it's risky" wtf wtf. I said no, it's not worth it so I just decided to start raising him now. I take my baby home and shit just starts going down. This kid starts talking to me and he whips out a PHONE that I have never seen or given him and starts showing me pictures of his PAST. LIFE. I look at my parents who are not freaking out and I look at him in shock. He's explaining each picture and I'm just sitting there confused like did I give birth to him along with his phone from his past life?.. And then I start crying bc everything is just weird and overwhelming. I woke up and I'm so happy it was just a dream. I kind of knew bc the whole time my parents weren't angry at me or freaking out since I'm 19. By waking up just confirmed it was a dream so I'm grateful for that lol