The Dad. The Boat. The Birds.

Date: 12/11/2019

By clointoronto

I'm at a friend's house who just moved into a new condo. In Toronto, you will never find a condo with 4 bedrooms but somehow she got a nice one. As I'm in her bedroom, because I was staying the night, I decide to call my ex-husband for some reason. I do remember telling him about how many bedrooms there were. Then all of a sudden her parents came. her mom, a white woman just like myself and her dad at tall black man (my preference). Without going into all the boring details, basically he was hitting on me and he was asking me if I would be with him. He saw a piece of paper that had a bunch of meditation retreats and some yoga retreats and he asked me if I was going to them. I told him yes and all of a sudden he teared up and started telling me that he wanted to go there with me because all he wanted to do was be with me. I felt bad for him because I knew this was impossible for him plus on my end there were no feelings but he just didn't seem to want to give up. As I'm sitting on the couch and everyone is walking around doing their thing, her father comes and sits on my lap and lays backwards, basically crushing me, and instantly he falls asleep and I couldn't move from behind him. I had to wait until my ex-husband came to drag this man off of me. Then I found myself outside having a cigarette..... I don't smoke in real life.... My friend came outside with me and I asked her where her dog was because I hadn't seen the dog the entire day that I had been there and the moment she called its name, he came running out into the backyard. That's when things started to get a bit weird because this condo turned into a house from outside then one of her friends got into a small little boat like a fishing boat that had a motor at the back and two other people got into this fishing boat with him and will sitting in the backyard on the grass they decided to turn on the motor and mow the lawn with the little propeller thing at the back from the engine that helps them go when they're in the water. Then I turn