D2- Weird Party

Date: 8/13/2016

I left the zoo where I work in irl. On my way to a party I saw a bird who's species was not native to our area, a king vulture from south america. I pulled over and he had a leg band so I knew he belonged to someone. All of a sudden I heard a monumental swoosh over head and a giant eagle with a leather cap over its head and leather strips on its legs. A Mongolian hunter rode up on his horse, and I thought okay this guy must be here for the vulture. Nope, just their for the view, then some rednecks came and started messing with the bird. I left because I had a party to be at. I got to the party and it was all the important woman from my life. My mom, my wife, my sister in law, my first really good friend that was a girl named Taylor and more faces I couldn't make out. Music started to play, and it was apparent I was supposed to dance with all of them. First was my friend Taylor idk why. After the first song was over I was ready to switch, but Taylor wanted another dance. My wife then came up pissed and chewed her out in front of everyone." what do you think you are doing?! All these other people have a turn and you have the audacity to take two?!" it was so awkward it woke me.