Me and Diaz

Date: 8/23/2016

I was in prison and it was the day I went out. Then I saw officer Diaz from "Orange is the new black" and I wanted to have sex with him while he was driving me home. So we stopped to grab condoms. There were 3 condoms 1 white 1 blue and 1 red so I opened the white one and I blew in it and made 2 balloons from it. Then we passed my aunt's house so we stopped cause we had to grab my mom. But I was so horny that we stopped because I said I had to pee so did Diaz. And for some reason my mom wanted to check if I had my period, like if she knew we were going to have sex. So we went to the woods to do it and that was the end.