Toe Jam 👣

Date: 12/30/2016

I was absentmindedly picking at my toe nails and noticed some crust stuck under my fingernails. I took a nail cleaner to really dig into them and dislodged a lot of crust. It looked like a mound of grated parmesan cheese. Thoroughly disgusted, I kept cleaning my feet which looked like they had gone through a less grosser version of Chinese foot binding. My toes were folded forward onto the bottom of my feet. I pried my left toes up to get inbetween and it was goopy with something that looked like chili. My right foot was only goopy so I was worried I had a severe fungus.