italian restaurant (tw: sex but not graphic sex)

Date: 6/8/2018

my school went on a trip to italy. we were allowed to eat dinner wherever we wanted so my friend ben and i decided to go to an italian restaurant (bc when in rome, right?). we were enjoying authentic italian cuisine and all of a sudden some girl upstairs started screaming. we were about to run up the stairs to help her, but then she yelled " oH YES daddyyy uwu" "HARDER." we decided she didn't need or help. several minutes went by and she screamed "SPEAK ITALIAN TO ME DADDY !!" a deep male voice then yelled "LINGUINI !!" they moaned together for a moment, but then they stopped. some random girl who we had never seen before came down the stairs followed by our fUCKING FRIEND WHO SAID HE COULDN'T COME TO DINNER WITH US. the nerve of him smh.