Date: 1/4/2018
By HunterJumper
I had a baby, and my mom told me it was a boy so i named him Hayden but then it turned out it was a girl so I named her Paisley, and i knew I didnt have sex but i couldn't remember how i got pregnant. The rest of the dream was basically me going around places holding her except i took her to a strip club and lost her so I cried until someone helped me find her. Then i was walking around randomly and i ran into an actress from oitnb and i was like "omg youre laura prepon" and she was like umm yeah hi, and so then i said "im only 17 and i just had a baby its really hard what advice do you have" and she became really sympathetic and we were friends. And then i was trying to feed my baby bc she was like 2 days old and i hadnt fed her so i was like oh yeah babies need to eat, so i tried to breastfeed her from my elbow but it wasnt working and i got frustrated, and my mom was like well idk, i learned how to elbow feed you, and so then i just normal fed her.