Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 11/14/2017
By salvo
I’m not sure how the dream started, but I wound up driving with my friends in this weird alternate reality, where the sky was always a deep purple and you could only see silhouettes of things that were far off in the distance. It reminded me of that abyss episode of spongebob so I started speaking with that “I can’t *pthh* understand *pthh* your accent *pthh*” voice. At one point I passed out and woke up on this pristine bed in a ship in space. I had this cookie-dough-tasting paste in my mouth. This really tall, very beautiful, grey, (female I think?) alien with a large head and dark eyes was sucking at my mouth, and the combination paste and sucking was causing me to heal. When she saw that I had woken up she pulled the paste out of my mouth and separated it out by color. Some of it was white and some of it was pink. She then handed it to this turtle-like alien that walked on two legs. It ironically moved very quickly and it communicated by speaking extremely rapidly in numbers, but it didn’t actually say anything; it just mouthed the numbers and that’s how it communicated. It talked a little bit with the female alien and then left. After that, I asked where I was, and she told me about the Guardians. They were four rock busts (think Mount Rushmore, like literally take the heads off Mount Rushmore and make them float in space. The Guardians were the presidents on Mount Rushmore). She explained that they could do anything, be anywhere, and control whatever they wanted. They were basically gods. They were floating outside the window of the spaceship, and as I looked at them, a tiny, super thin strip of rock from one of the faces peeled off like cheese and floated to the ship. That’s all I remember; it was super weird.