Digital art 4k scene from a movie: A bizarre figure standing in the distance, resembling a giant bottle-shaped man wrapped in white plastic with a blue bottle cap on top, as a person sings and splashes water while holding a bidet and tauntingly holds up their middle finger at the strange entity.

The Lanjiau Man Song

Date: 7/9/2022

By JoeMorpheus

It's cleaning a huge area like a store room and there is a false ceiling that stores huge boxes. I was holding a bidet and was splashing water all over the place and can saw a lot of cockroaches all over the place as I sprayed water to clean the area. Ahead, I can see 2 lorries that have a weird driver. The driver is like a huge bottle shape man, wrapped in white plastic, netted and opaque with a blue bottle cap on top and as I was spraying the bidet across, I was holding my middle finger to the "ghost" and was singing, "Hey Lan Jiau, lan Jia, lan Jiau man" many times. The unknown figure parked the vehicle like a drunk and alighted the lorry and tried to head to where I was standing but couldn't cos of the water that I was spraying I was singing that song and awakened and it was 0313hrs. I stopped singing and realised, it was happening again, shouting in my sleep. The song is meant to insult the "ghost" and I didn't realise that I was either talking or screaming in my sleep, yet again.