Girls Girls Girls

Date: 7/8/2018

I was invited to the red carpet viewing of a new movie called Girls Girls Girls, it was about a bunch of lesbians trying to find the loves of their life. I was simultaneously watching the movie and living it, it was apparently mainly about me. Some of my friends were there. As the movie went on, it began to address some of the actual issues I've been having in my life with friends and relationships. Then I met this girl. She was everything I've been looking for. Funny, cool, protective, butch. She was so fun and we hung out all the time. She was also simultaneously in the movie and at the premier with me. At the end, she bitched out a friend of mine who I've had problems with and told her to grow up and to stop hurting me. Then she kissed me for the first time and walked away as "There She Goes" by sixpence none the richer played (it was actually playing on my phone while I was asleep.) She turned around halfway and pantomimed drawing a big heart before turning and leaving again. I turned to my friend Mason who's been there for me a lot through my struggle to find a decent girlfriend and started jumping excitedly and dancing along to the song. He knew the whole thing because he'd seen the movie. He was really happy for me. I kept dancing and annoying everyone who was trying to watch the credits.