Fire Proof iPhone X and a 3 Inch Baby

Date: 6/4/2019

I was sitting on my couch giving birth to a baby by myself but when it came out it was only like 3 inches long? I called my mam into the room and asked her if it was normal and she started laughing at me saying “How big did you think newborn babies are?”. I passed the child to her but she was being really rough with it like it was a doll or something so I got kinda mad and took it back from her but didn’t say anything. I put the baby down somewhere to sleep, but I noticed that my phone was inside the stove and the fire was lighting and I FREAKED out. I tried to open the door of the stove and grab the phone myself but it was too hot. I walked into the kitchen and my mam and dad were there so I started shouting being like “who put my phone in the stove while it’s still charging?! Are you crazy do you want the house to blow up?!” But neither of them seemed very bothered by it. I got some tongs from the kitchen and went to get the phone out but when I picked it up I realised it was actually an iPhone X. It had my lock screen and all my stuff in it still and I was really confused. Then my mam was like HAHA GOT YOU, we bought you an iPhone X as a present because you just had a baby! Congratulations! We put it in the fire as a prank because it’s Fire Proof!” And then I was really happy because I had a baby and a fire proof iPhone X.