The Bob Dylan Treatment

Date: 5/20/2018

I was wandering around ASDA and before I left this woman came up to me and said she was going to give me the ‘Bob Dylan Treatment’. She said it was coined from Bob Dylan because people gave him too many cigarettes and his cheeks went all red. So she cut my hair into a bob (because... Bob) and coloured it partially blue with markers, then did something to my face that I don’t even know. I told her I didn’t want my hair coloured with markers and she yelled at me saying I should have said beforehand even though I had no idea she was going to do it. I was also having multiple affairs with men in ASDA and trying to keep it secret from my mum. None of them were particularly attractive but I guess I was just so desperate. Each aisle was like a different a room, like a wooden cabin, and I would sneak into all of their rooms to seduce them because I knew they all wanted me. However I also saw one of my older men friends from real life, Daniel, working in ASDA and was so shocked and I didn’t want him to know I was here. ASDA was about to close and when I got to the doors me and other people were still trapped in, but with the help of superhuman strength I tore the shutters apart and ran to my parents car so they wouldn’t suspect I was doing anything suspicious in ASDA. I sat in the car and a guy I know but didn’t seduce was there and he was helping me get autographs from people who thought I was a celebrity. I was walking down this street in the countryside I always walk down and suddenly this time there was a whole hamlet of pink houses. I was with two other people and we looked up what it could be and apparently it was a ghost town that only few people had seen before and it was inhabited by young beautiful girls who could only speak Russian.