Roaches and Murder

Date: 1/4/2017

By teerific

Apartment filled with insects, had to seek help. Was eerily calm Went to see old man, came and smelled my hair and asked if it was my real hair color I said yes Asked another man that looked like my stepdad if it was, he smelled it as well and said yes, she's just a remarkable beauty. We entered a mansion that was also filled with insects. We proceeded inside to find my classmates were in there along with people I don't know *Daziah* I forget everything up until Buckbeak He was an owl that told the hostages, including myself, that we had half an hour to find a difference between him and Aladdin (apparently Aladdin was a serial killer) Daziah and I watched as kids were slaughtered while we figured that the difference was that Aladdin used a chainsaw and these guys used wood working tools We'd run outta time, so we just awaited. At this point, Buckbeak was gone and we watched as these 3 guys took kid by kid and put them on wood cutters and chopped their torsos off, took that machine you smooth wood with and run it across their faces. The kids were expressionless, they couldn't feel pain now. Daziah had started crying and asked if she could be honest, and the man answered yes, so she got up, and came back with a cup of tea. Still crying, she wanted to drink it. This one man was like, we have little intentions, but we also have bad ones. The tea was poison, so she killed herself to avoid the fate of others. Everyone was killed except for me, so they gathered around and asked me if I wanted to join them or be killed as well. I said I'd join. It went on for year, where kids were lured in to be slaughtered, and I was part of it, I killed them too. After a year of doing this, I acquired a gun. They were all sleeping so I woke up, and I shot them all in the head 3 times each, to make sure they were dead. I called the police and told them I didn't know where I was but to please come find me, and they did. They took me in for questioning and I told them everything from the start. They didn't believe me. So I was charged with 5 counts of murder of those men but they never charged me with the kids, because no bodies were found. This was strange because we dumped all bodies in a dumpster behind the mansion. I told them about Daziah and they said yes, it was a tragedy. A school bus going on a trip had crashed and everyone died, except for one. We still haven't found her. I was like yeah that's me, and it wasn't a car crash. They showed me pictures of the crash and of Daziah's corpse. They said this explains why the kids in your story didn't feel pain, that was all a hallucination. Explains why you saw a giant talking owl. Explains why immortal insects invaded your apartment and everywhere else. But you did kill those men. And I got death row.