Complicated Golf

Date: 4/6/2020

I'm playing golf at Angus Lea but something is wrong with the balls that Ive found. There's some brokenness and deformity underneath the surlyn. Some are broken in half. I'm about to tee off on the second but pick up my ball and mush it. It's useless. I throw it near the trash can. It explodes at my friend's feet. So it's a good thing I didn't hit it. I empty my bag of all the balls that are like that. I go to tee off again, but instead of a tee I use a dish of soy sauce and instead of a tee marker I use my box of cereal. I realize how complicated this is and clear things away. Also, my ball in the soy sauce is missing the other half. I choose another ball from my bag, a pink one. It's a decent shot but short. I hit another tee shot into the bunker, so I go with the first one. My mom chips in from off the green, her second birdie in a row.