Two dicks

Date: 3/9/2020

There was a Russian security guard and I tried to sneak past him to get a cup of milk, he said the milk was in the fridge once he came and asked what I was looking for suspiciously. He was sleeping, which was against the rules of his job. He said he was gonna go back to sleep after, I didn’t say anything although I almost did. The milk ended up tasting reeeeally watered down and I wished I warmed it (irl I never warm milk). Later I was with a friend and he kissed a book that this guy had and another person kissed it right after, I smiled. This person was famous or something, everyone went up to him. Then I eavesdropped on these two Russian girls talking about biking in good weather in Russian and translated to my friend. Later a girl was offended cause her dad architected a very unique lobby with an interesting out of this world fountain and I made some comment about it but I retracted it and complemented it. Started talking about Jonah and his two dicks. I accidentally snapped the first nude of me on the shower from the reflection of my shower handle. Jonah sofer had two dicks and I had two different clitorus hoods, one above the other. I took a picture of his picture asking him how he had two dicks. In his picture he was holding both, they were coloured slightly different.