Marrying Elon Musk

Date: 6/7/2023

I was living with my parents, in the old house in East Moline. I was looking all over the place for my Zoloft, but couldn't find it. My mom said that she threw them away, she said I didn't need them. I was talking to Christiano on the phone. My dad got a message that his friend "Van Day" (????) got into a boating accident and died. Elon Musk came to the door. He said we had to go get married at the Jewel grocery store. I didn't want to do this. He convinced me to go with him to the store. We went up there and Christiano called me. He had surprised me, and was at the Book Emporium. There were a bunch of people in the parking lot, including King Charles and Prince William. They were there for the wedding. Elon Musk said screw these people, I don't want a big wedding and we went into the woods. There was a preacher there to marry us. I had to sign a bunch of paperwork. I didn't want to marry him. My mom called me and said I had to. There was a strange woman hanging around, and she was also saying I had to marry him. Elon said that was his girlfriend, and she would teach me how to be Elon's wife. We got married, but I was looking all over for Christiano, because he called again and said there were celebrities in the parking lot. Elon, the strange woman, and I snuck past the parking lot. He said he had invented this great new yacht that was like his Tesla cars. We got into his car, even though it looked ugly. We were suddenly in New York City. We were at the Hudson River. There were a bunch of models and celebrities all over the place. The river was crowded with boats. We got on Elon's "yacht", but it was only a raft. He was trying to get to the other side of the river. The raft wasn't working very well, so he got out and swam to the other side.