Date: 11/22/2016
By SleepyHolly
I was a part of this party and a bunch of people were attending. It was kind of like a big high school reunion except I didn't recognize any of them. And we witnessed a murder and I was like holy cow. I thought he shot the guy but actually he just stabbed him in the back. I told big brother (in the dream) FFVII Character Angeal Hewley (who my parents thought was my bf since I was drinking his spit earlier ... Which kind of tasted like candy....) about this and he went to my actual parents screaming that I saw a murder. Then everyone else stuck up for me saying they had seen one too. My parents were like, "naw don't call the police or help anyone- he could easily have survived that" but then, me, being super amazing, was like, "What if he stabbed his specifically between the vertebrae or in his brain stem. BOOM DEAD." And everyone was in awe of my smartness. Eventually I called kids stupid, channeled bill burr, then this lady went to feed her kids cat food. I checked the can and it was poison (which they apparently sold by the can in mass shipments to all grudge-holding cat owners) and I ran and told the kids to run away and not come anywhere near the food. But I wasn't mean about it, I made a point to be nice seeing as their mother tried to kill them and all. Nice but commanding. Then I kicked the mother through the kitchen and living room. Everyone started yelling, I went out and proclaimed the woman's crimes and then went to help these kids who somehow turned into red panda mutants (the most mother fluffing adorable things you ever saw) who were stuck in this gate. So I got these little girls to help and dragged the kids out, but the little girls kept trying to trap the kids and I discovered the mother had possessed the little girls!! So I opened my mouth, squished their faces together, and sucked her soul out, devouring it like Amara from Supernatural. Oh and... Earlier I went to therapy in a part of Florida that was super swampy and had a bunch of crocodiles. Entrance level fees for ppl who really needed a helping hand was like $1. So I went without telling my bf and then when he came back, he actually wasn't mad which was super crazy to me at the time. Then we attended this concert at a theater and he gave me a book which was incredibly important but I'm pretty sure he was having me on seeing as it was made of Mac and cheese.