the government was going to cut off the last link of everyone's pinky fingers and rename it from "ucenticle" (?) to just "uticle" and the pinky bits wer...
a very small very dirty yorkie was running loose so i grabbed it and returned it to its old lady owner and she looked me in the eyes and said "THE ONLY ...
i was back in high school and joe biden was our substitute teacher for like a week and he kept giving me detention and recommended my parents send me to...
my hone was filled with gallons upon gallons of it. now i wish i had some
i went to my grandmas house and she introduced me to her new pet alligator. it was gentle and liked the take baths. everything was cool with the alligat...
i am at home. my arm stings and i look down and notice that there is a large, puffy gash on the inner part of my wrist. i get scared when i notice (thro...
i dreamt that america ferrera was cast out from the friendship of the sisterhood of the traveling pants girls and i woke up crying
it is my first day of college. i carpool with friends and we make it on time, so i decide this will be a good idea for the next day. however, the next m...
i am taking a nap in a cold room, covered only by a sheet. two men who i don't know enter the room, but i know somehow that one of them is my husband. h...
had the dream again where i leave my bird in his cage and return to discover he has multiplied into many birds. this time there were lizards too. found ...
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