I was taking my friends dog, Kylo, for a late night stroll. As I was crossing the road, he nipped the back of my jeans, pulled them down and licked my ...
I had lost one of my service users (Jeremy) in Asda. He was with me one minute, gone the next. I was rushing around, in a panic, trying to locate his w...
I was visiting one of my service users. As I approached her flat, one of my colleagues was just leaving. “She’s really drunk.” she said, “we’ve just ha...
I was walking down the highstreet, when I spotted my best friend, Kylie, in the distance. I ran over to her, poked her with an umbrella and, for some ...
I was watching this scene as through I were inside it, but invisible. I was in this hotel room. Eamon Holmes had fallen asleep on this sofa and his wif...
This cute pixie-cropped haired Asian girl started cutting my hair, whilst I was sitting in bed. I didn’t want it cut (I was trying to grow it) but she’...
I was out with a bunch of people searching for a little girl who had gone missing. We were trawling the local park. I remember seeing dogs everywhere. ...
I was giving my husband a blowjob. I was chewing gum at the time and trying to hide some kind of vape under my pillow(?!). I ended up getting gum stuck...
I was sitting with a group of parents, at this school fair, and my son kept lying down on this random older (but really good looking) guy’s lap. For so...
It was crazy hot weather last night (for the uk) which seemed to affect my ability to remember dreams... or produce good ones, for that matter! They we...
I was visiting a service user (Jeremy) I must have fallen asleep - probably due to one his long-winded discussions about having a vagina inside his ars...
I was driving along in the car with my mum and my husband when I spotted a pair of light purple lace knickers I didn’t recognise before in my rearview ...
Fran and Dionne came over. We were sitting in my bedroom and they kept complaining about the amount of dust and cobwebs. “Well, you can see your ways o...
So... I may have had a wine too many last night and could barely remember my dreams. Gah! However, I do remember Lady Gaga strutting through my door an...
I was sat at this abnormally long table, eating triangle-shaped sandwiches, with all these random people in the middle of a forest. For some reason, I ...
I had met up with my daughter in town. She was sitting on this picnic bench. I took a pew opposite her. After a moment of silence, I asked her how she ...
I was in my teens again, hanging out with this group of youths. We were all part of this swimming team. We were taking part in this swimming gala and h...
My daughter had told me that she was never coming home. I felt angry and hurt. My mum then called me and told me she was ashamed of me and that I was a...
So I ended up falling under too deep last night (dammit, Michael Sealey!) and can only remember two very small snippets of my dreams last night. Firs...
I was at parents evening, chatting to the head teacher about how my son was getting on. He said he had produced some unique work. While we were flickin...
I had adopted this teenage kid and his dog. He was a sweet little lad. No bother at all. But one day, he just disappeared and we never heard from him o...
I was sitting around with a bunch of friends when one of them pulled out this gigantic mushroom, which had other tiny mushroom growing off it. “Wanna d...
I had thrown a party at my house. For some unknown reason, I had invited one of my service users from work (Andre) and I had poured him a whisky. He lo...
I was part of this reality show filming Will Smith and his family?! (Keeping up with the Smiths, if you will.) I was filming a scene in which Will and ...
I was approaching this stunning Georgian house with a beautiful slate grey painted door. “This is bloody Gorgeous!” I said to myself, excitedly. (I do ...
I was walking, Otto, my aunty’s Rottweiler, late at night. He was ever so well behaved and would sit down and wait patiently at every street crossing. ...
My friend, Kylie, and I were walking to the beach. There was this really loud music, which we soon learned was the band, Slipknot, playing on the beach...
I was invited to this old house with some others but, what I didn’t know, was that the place was haunted. We were looking after this baby, who was now ...
I had been left in charge of this massive farm. Darlene’s Farm, in fact. (if you watch the Ozarks you’ll know exactly who I mean - terrifying woman!)....
I had met some friends at my old house (which was now their new house!) Karl was in the front garden, doing some gardening. “How was work?” I asked. (W...
I was looking after my friends daughter (who, in my dream, was only small again) She kept eating everything in sight and completely devoured everything...
I walked past a young(ish) couple, smoking weed. I stopped and asked them if I could buy a joint from them. The guy literally just poured some tobacco ...
My daughter had come back to the house to collect some stuff. She said she was staying at her friends house a bit longer and needed some space, but see...
For some unknown reason, I was chopping up a cucumber on the top of a car with a bread knife(?!) As I was mid chop, this guy I know (Lee) came strollin...
My daughter was playing up again. I had found her littering my bed in crumbs, whilst watching the Kardashians. I told her that she should NOT be in the...
I was riding a bike down this hill. For some reason, I was sitting on a pile of rotas. I passed one of my childhood neighbours and remember her laughin...
I was in bed, trying to read, but the lightbulb kept going out on my reading lamp. I went to turn it on again, but it wouldn’t turn on. All of a sudden...
I was in the supermarket, just about to go through the checkout, when I remembered I had forgotten to get something (I can’t, for the life of me, remem...
I had let my friend, Fran, drive my car... which was all fine and dandy until it came to parking it. Firstly, she tried to drive into a space that was ...
I was at this random under roof flea market. I knew that I had been there before (even though I didn’t recognise it in real life) but it had changed dr...
I was abroad on holiday with a group of random people on this excursion. We jumped into this mass of water. Jenni was there and I accidentally kept tou...
My daughter, Phoebe, was pregnant and had given birth whilst I was out running errands (She’s only 15!) When I returned, I found the baby splashing abo...
I was at this bar with my friends. One of them (Laura) had been crying and she mentioned that we’d all be heading back to her house shortly. At some po...
I was visiting my friend after a long time not seeing her. She was sobbing in her kitchen and looked like she was on the verge of a breakdown. I was go...
I was going shopping for one of my service users (Jeremy) As part of his shopping list, he wanted me to get a monocle. I was running around the shop, i...
I was in town with my mum, having a cup of tea. She kept chatting to this handsome but older guy who was being over familiar. I wasn’t sure if he was j...
I was at this carnival with the kids and some reason I was hobbling along with a walking stick(?!) We just started to get into the festivities, when I ...
I was walking to the shop when I suddenly realised that I was wearing my pyjamas. I started to feel really self conscious about it. Rather than go home...
I was asleep and could feel myself wetting the bed. I woke up (in my dream) to find the bed absolutely soaked. My husband was lying right next to me (a...
Fran called me and asked if I could possibly cover some of her rota for that day. I told her i’d rather not but caved in and agreed. I was down to see ...
I was in the supermarket browsing around the homeware section with my son. There was all this interesting artwork which I wanted to show my son,but whe...
I had been dropped off at the hospital as my son had an appointment. As I entered, I bumped into Jenni and her husband, Steve. They took me a ‘shortcut’...
I was at the fairground with the kids when I met this random guy. We became friendly when my son decided he wanted to go on this ride that was way too ...
I had gone into town to meet one of my service users, but he was a man on a mission and couldn’t seem to keep still for 5 seconds “Have you been to the...
An old friend had come over, who I hadn’t spoken to in years. I found it really awkward and didn’t have a clue what to talk to her about. She was telli...
I had decided to dye my hair before the school run/work and then realised I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave. I rushed to the shower to try to ...
I met my mum at this bar. I was sitting outside and she was showing me this postcard she’d received from a male friend. I felt happy that she had been ...
I was running late for a train, I didn’t even know the number of. I had paid for it via a machine, but there were a pile of tickets on the floor and I ...
I had just landed in a foreign country with a group of friends. Spain or somewhere like that. We were following these other tourists who were walking i...
I was walking through town when somebody called my name. When I turned around, I saw this large lady (who on closer inspection, turned out to be a man ...
I asked my daughter to pass me down some trousers I had bought her for school as she didn’t like them as they were too low on her waist and itchy?! Whe...
I had finished work and had agreed to give my old childhood neighbour (and her grownup son) a lift across town. As we headed across town, we made awkwa...
I had invited a friend over and his wife had come along (who I don’t really know all that well) but she bought some wine, so happy days. I was feeling ...
My friend was showing me around her childhood home. At first, it looked like a basic cottage, blandly decorated, but the more I explored, the more extr...
I was at work visiting Jeremy. In his room, he had a pet alligator, which he randomly kept in a box. When he wasn’t looking, I thought it would be hila...
My son was upset about going to school. He had tears running down his cheeks. To cheer him up, we went to the corner shop before school, where he picke...
My son was now a teenager and he had this overly possessive girlfriend who kept coming over to the house. I was trying to sort out these pens (organisi...
I was at this holiday retreat which was a bit of a run down dive, but still... it was a holiday. So I was pleased to be there. As I walked down to the ...
I was giving my friends house a makeover as everything had gone to shit recently and looked like a bomb had hit it. There were woodlice and various ins...
I was at work and, for some reason, was pulling my son along on this circular cart in which the wheels kept falling off. “Are you having fun?” I asked ...
My friends had planned to make me dinner. I had hosted the last dinner party, so it was now their turn (apparently!) Bizarelly, they wanted to host it ...
I kept coughing and coughing. I couldn’t stop. Eventually I coughed up this hair which I pulled up out of my mouth. Streams and streams of it. “You nee...
I was going to collect my friends dog, Kylo, to look after him for the afternoon. As I was walking over (in the dark) with my two boys in a shopping tr...
My whole town was brought to a standstill because Harry and Meghan had decided to visit. I was fuming. I had places to be. My daughter was having a tan...
I was on a night out wearing this hideous designer power suit that was a handmedown from this girl I really hate (Hana) It cost her over £1000 and it w...
I was in a huge queue with my husband, waiting for get Botox?! (For some reason) It seemed like a great idea at the time. As we were patiently queuing,...
I was hanging out with this group of people in this small front garden. Amongst them, was this female comedian who was doing this stand up. I didn’t fi...
I was with Paula, outside of Morrisons, having just been shopping. As we walked back to the car, I realised that the carpark was thick with mud and I k...
I was driving along this dual carriageway when I noticed this crazy driver in my wing mirror, driving like a loon. They were steering the car from one ...
I had plans to go to this big event/gathering and was frantically getting all my stuff together, so I could make a move. An old school friend (also nam...
I was walking through this shopping centre wearing this hideous bright PINK velour tracksuit. It was all rather embarrassing and, after catching my ref...
I had written this deep and meaningful poem (I don’t even write poetry) about the struggles of mental illness ending in a rather dramatic end in which ...
In this dream, I had a baby. It was a girl. I walked her into town but nothing much was open (probably due to the Coronavirus) so I got a taxi home. Wh...
I was looking after my friend’s puppies. She had recently got a new pup, a toy poodle, like her other one. He was an excitable little thing. Chocolate ...
We were enroute to Centre Parcs for family holiday. My husband was driving but he was driving really fast and erratically. I told him to slow it down a...
I had visited this really amazing ‘posh’ junk shop with my friend Tony and his mum. There were so many amazing pieces of furniture, I couldn’t contain ...
I remember eagerly needing to tell my husband that the Tiger King doesn’t sing his own songs ... or even write them, for that matter! It was a matter o...
I was in this giant indoors play centre with the kids. My son, Maxi, kept flying down this massive pole at the speed of lightening. It was giving me a ...
I went to the doctors. They told me they needed to weigh me, so I stepped onto the scales. I remember being shocked at how much I weighed. I didn’t fee...
My husband and his mother were about to board a plane. I felt completely beside myself with worry. The world had become a scary place since the Coronav...
I was in the supermarket going about my usual business when this strange lady came storming over to me with her trolley, and started staring at me real...
I was in my bed kissing and fucking my work colleague. Halfway through, I realised his friend had been laying right next to us the whole time. “Oh, hi ...
I was building this seaside town, complete with a fairground, out of Lego for my son. Whilst I was building, my dad (who has been dead for almost ten y...
I had woken up with this random (and very handsome) guy in my bed. He looked a bit like Penn Badgley. I half recognised him. Maybe he was an actor? He ...
I was sprinkling cheese on a pizza whilst watching a vintage episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. There was a bike in the hallway which I needed to ...
I was going on a trip. Before we set off, we all had to meet at this restaurant. I sat at this random table with these two people I recognised from sec...
I was in the car with my daughter and she was telling me about a dream she had had the previous night, until I rudely jumped in and started telling her ...
I was, somehow, in control of the narrative of my dream. There was this huge dolls house in a model village that I had built and decorated and, in it, ...
I was with my friend, Dionne, driving down this road. She pointed out of the window to this house in which her husband was doing some scaffolding on. H...
I had big plans to rearrange my living room. I had all these ideas flying around my head. I was just waiting for my husband to leave for the evening. H...
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