All My stuff Was being auktioneras off in a big barn. I seemed pretty happy about this. It felt liberating.
I Was in a house in London. It Was our rehearsal space. I d just finished fucking a slim brunette with great tits and Was smoking a cigarette when the r...
Odd episod: - People Licking each other for No reason - nia jag Samoa Joe infidelity Angle - nakamura really fat - Rollins used sheet of chocolate as a...
Dreamt an Old friend Was Dead. Died in London. Dark dream tbh.
Alan hutton is sponsored by Tartex. He offered me a whole Box of cheap Tartex but My firlfriend stopped Me from buying. She Said that "Tartex is too exp...
I made nice knäck. Mmmmmmm
Walked around Halmstad with a really skinny dude. BMI 15
My new auburn-haired collegue Was really flirting with me. We had that Kinda tension Where you want to be close but you also want to keep it low key. I ...
Was Almost late for this party. Annoyingly i never really wanted to Go. It Was all of My boring collegues there
I Was some kind of legal worker. A celebrity had died and i Was trying to put her affairs in order. I rode the elevator up and down talking to people on...
Was invited to take part in the på spåret game show but Only if i baked complicated coolies and took them to the studio on time and ut dtredsed me out. ...
Was about to anal this girl, but we were interupted and had to Go to another room. We kind didnt get going after that. Shame. Her breasts were spectacular.
My feet were really swollen and it stopped me from getting it on
Went down to the London underground but it Was a lot more gothic and nice. Went up south of the river and bourght dirty Millwall cake
Flew a helicopter to hawai. Was gonna fly back same day but decided to stay overnight.
I won 30 000 dollars. Twas nice
M has a new girlsfriend it seems. A pro wrestler. She is Amazingly hot but has a lot of scars on her body from the tough matches in her carrear. She see...
I played drums in My childhod garden. My childhood friends that I havnt met in years Join me on bass and guitar. More People from My Old hometown turn u...
We attempted a Sneaky robbery. Unfortunately everyone got home from a funeral when we had just snuck in. We pretended to be distant relatives of the dec...
Me and Sandra and Claes Månsson tried to stop them but they controlled our minds. They threw Sandra into a skip full of garbage.
I had to Go On the Finland boat alone Cos Sandra couldn't Go. I bourght booze and stayed in My trunk. Fuck entertainment and disco and shit.
We lived In south africa. Rich Guy Was looking for normal guy. Cat sprejad blue confetti all over the place. Dog had a splinter in his left paw.
Coached a Young boxer. She won the tournament. She then seduced me. She had Sexy blonde hair and a potty mouth. It Was nice .
T H works in clothes shop now. She called me and offered me a chance to talk things out. We went to her dingy bungalow. She wanted us to be friends/love...
Party at post Office hotel with the culture kitchen
We were on holiday in Berlin when we got coughing, vomiting, shitting fever. I didnt really mind though Cos me and My best friend and My wife survived. ...
I Finally got to meet me doctor. But when i entered his Office he Wasnt wearing Any pants. He mimicked all the things i sayd in a squeaqy voice. I snapp...
We were walking through town looking for the cat-killer. It Was green and leafy. We looked through the area near baker street. My partner started to sus...
So i get up at 4 Am and i Go out to buy some mango. I walk to the shop and the card reader is all arrows! No Numbers. I dont get How i buy! I try three ...
Stayed at a hotel. Twas nice
Got in a machine at the funfair that i thought Was a normal arcade machine. It turned out to be a test of strength. Bicep Curls followed by muscle ups f...
Was playing ping Pong at a boarding school when the fire alarm went off. Strangely there Was a kebab wagon on the luxurious grounds. So i grabbed a keba...
Went to a school where i learned to be a modern-day-Viking. Learnt everything from poetry to swordplay. Drank from the most elaborately sculpted water f...
Got on a strange tram that Was a Double decker. Every kind of confectionary Was there. I eat til im sick. My conpanion wants to get off the tram but i r...
Was told by Sandra to buy frozen mushrooms. Instead i took the tram into town and bourght a flat on andra långgatan. She Wasnt pleased at first. We mov...
Played football in a nice forest clearing. We were all wearing dinner jackets. I scored the winner.
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