I fell on a can of baked beans and cut a chunk of my leg off and then it was full of baked beans and after I got surgery there was still a few beans lef...
I dreamt I was smoking weed from a tampon applicator and the weed was inside the tampon
I was touring a fire truck and looked at a fireman and very seriously asked, "is it a boy or a girl" he looked very concerned but didnt say anything so ...
i was at this store and Hitler was coming?. so everybody had to prepare ?
Now that i woke up more i barely remember this dream but basically some crazy fan was going to try to kidnap Ryland Adams and his family. I barely know ...
First I was with this guy from instagram who I think is funny and all these kids were telling him to pop his eyes out and I don't think he can?? But the...
Made this memo while half asleep. I still don't know the reason behind it but i remember thinking it's so important!!! "Change name on everything to Wee...
I was at a fancy party with my friend but it was basically just a store, and my teacher was there and I threw something into the aisle in front of him a...
There'mapist lady everything tickled Maude lived with Mom a long time before moving into my mary Maude checked herself into Hawaii Mary checked herself ...
i was hanging out w shane dawson and his friends i dont even know their names but the big boy w the lil glasses was there for sure and we were running a...
so I had a daughter and my teacher molested her and I was so angry so I got revenge by teaming up with his wife and she changed her license plate to 'my...
i dreamt Oprah fucking died
Everything on my phone was David Bowie. Like all my pics were David bowie, all my apps were David Bowie. Thats all.
ok listen this dreams long but its so specific and it all leads to the best part I had this friend who was arguing w my neighbor and then my neighbors...
me and my mom were going to concert fair type thing and we went to see John Mayer but missed basically the whole thing and then we snuck into the place ...
I was at my college orientation thing and the principal came out naked with his junk between his legs and just sat there singing songs with everyone
I dreamt it was "alarm day" and my bf was with me lisenting to my alarms go off and he said he didnt think he was good at alarm day
I dreamt I was doing another year in high school(not like repeating a grade just another year) and I was just so angry at everyone and I had to take a g...
I was having this giant house party and in my backyard there was a pool and a stage and i was swiming and noticed something in the water and thought som...
james franco was laying in my bed with me and we were talking about how he got a new mattress and i told him i hate mattresses because they always get s...
I bought like 80 of those car smell things and i kept going from store to store and being like oh ill stop but I couldn't
i dreamt a guy needed a liver and then me and some other people were trying to bring it to him and then these 2 people turned into little bugs and stole...
i dreamt i had a crush on elon musk and we were having a sleepover or something i cant remember most of it but i saw a pic of him and suddenly remembere...
Cat in the hat kidnapped me and all these other children and gave us all goody bags with smiley face erasers and pencils. Then he made us clean up his ...
i was playing this video game that was like wii but the controllers did things irl and shrek was attacking me and my friend so we jerked him off using t...
Not exactly sure when this dream happened either but oh well. so I was in my math room all alone with my teacher and he started putting cucumbers on the...
I was at a concert and there was a box thing and it had Morrisey, Jared Leto, Rick Moranis, and John Lennon laying in it and I climbed in pushed Morris...
i was in this creepy forest and this tree branch was moving and it went inside a dead body and made it talk and it said, "Melissa the shoes are still ta...
I dont know the exact date of this dream but it needs to be on here. I dreamt I was reading a book which said, "If you're macklesad mackle cry. If you'r...
There was a sign up at school and somebody changed the letters on it to say Spicy Boi
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