I had a dream where I met Jake Paul and I was like "Hey, you're kind of a dick." And he dabbed on me
My mom is too old to get pregnant. But in my dream she was so fuck dude. My mom was pregnant and I guess had been for 9 months and today was the da...
It was the first day of my senior year of High School and I was in the bathroom pissing in the stall because I'm a shy pee-er. So I was talking to my fr...