I was a 43 year old black man and it was my birthday. I worked at Walmart with my girlfriend. I was excited for my birthday party that night, which at m...
I was on SNL as a cast member, and I couldn't remember any of my lines and was ABSOLUTELY BOMBING. Amy Poeler was pissed at me.
I was having a sleepover with my friend at my childhood home (even though we're both adults) and she showed me her penis.
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