I left my electric blanket on and burnt down my apartment
This was a while ago I got a face tattoo of a rose on my temple and wanted to remove it I went to a tattoo shop and instead of removing it they gave me ...
I was stoned at work and confused what station I was at and then it turned out that “work” was Minecraft hunger games
I was on the run from the government but life was in Minecraft
I had a cone but then I had another one and then I got too high to go back to work (I worked at iga) so I just ran away from work and then I tried to ge...
She was outside her pool filming an Instagram video and she starts putting on her tan, and as she’s walking she slips and falls in the pool and idk why ...
I had a dream my tooth fell out but in real life there isn’t supposed to be an adult tooth under that one. When I woke up I still had my baby tooth
So I was at a dinner and for some reason my teacher was there and some nice girls in my year and also Liam. Anyway we’re all in this cabin on the rive...
I forgot to polish my school shoes yesterday so I had a dream I did them last night and this morning I was confused why they weren’t polished
I shaved my head for cancer and I was really worried about how I’d look and if my boyfriend would like it and then he saw me and he was super into it an...
He was making these really fancy gormet pancakes and when he was done I thought it looked great and he did a good job but I laughed at how there was use...
These two girls were talking shit about me and their friend was laughing at me so I suffocated her with cling wrap ?????
I had a dream I went to McDonald’s and there was a fun vending machine and then my ex texted me out of the blue so I sold my phone to the vending machine
I had a dream I had a bunch of tattoos about movies on my right arm and I felt so fkn hot but of course I’d never have the balls to do that in real life...
I met a guy who was dressed up as Batman, and he was african, and he got mad when I kept yelling “BAET-MON”
I was babysitting with another girl and the baby was crying and the baby reached out to me and when I held her she stopped and she called me mum so I ga...
I had a dream school was gonna have a star wars day on Tuesday and I got mad when I woke up cause I really need to catch up on my work
I’ve needed to buy one for a while so it makes sense that I dreamed about it. I went to big w or coles or something but specifically one that looks like...
We were running from the storm and we thought my primary school was safe but it wasn’t so we had to go to the swimming pool. These are real places btw. ...
I had a dream I accidentally plucked out the front bit of my left eyebrow. I had to check the mirror because I didn’t know if it was a dream
I was woken up by birds outside from the last dream so I went back to sleep and had another dream about the fortnite storm. This one was shorter but I w...
I had a dream we were in the fortnite storm but you didn’t rapidly lose health you just had to get out anyway it was like our house was on fire so every...