I jumped off an airplane with no parachute right on a car's roof. Then I was in the car being chased by cops. Suddenly my mom was there in the car yelli...
My brother was like Prof. Quirrel from HP1, with Voldemort's face on his head. He was an Olympic swimmer, and when he swan in backstroke , Voldemort dro...
I was the Joker. I kissed the Batman and he punched me in the face. I did not regret it.
There was an tournament of alligator surfing in the open sewage. The contestants should surf the high waves (?) of the sewage and use alligators as surf...
I was married to a pair of shoes. She literally kick me out of the house when I said to her that I started having feelings for a dinosaur